20 5 / 2013
I have a bottle of chilled chardonnay, the entire series of Are You Being Served?, and my parents’ flight took off an hour and a half ago.
The Husband took me out to a steak house.
The sun was shining on the sea, shining with all its might. And this was very odd because it was the middle of the night. :D
18 5 / 2013
My mother’s been in my house for two days because The Husband is graduating from college.
And its like OOHHHHH. This is why I moved Time Zones.
I love you people. But kindly stop fighting about stupid things like why the dish water is dirty. This is a stupid reason for yelling.
15 5 / 2013
We (I don’t know who “we” refers to, but nevertheless), we have decided to move forward with the web programming.
Step one: Pass certification test for HTML
Step two: Repeat process for CSS
Step three: sit my ass down and learn JavaScript despite years of dragging my feet
Step four: PhP (ahhhh!)
15 5 / 2013
I like the Internet because, provided your vertigo and light sensitivity pass, even if you still feel like you’ve been hit by a bus and can’t really prop your self up-right, you can still accomplish things.
Maybe I should pursue that web design degree first…
15 5 / 2013
Oh look, New Job doesn’t think its necessary to treat employees like humans either. They just hide it better.
How giving people crap about being sick isn’t illegal really pisses me the fuck off.
But a law shouldn’t be necessary. It shouldn’t be an issue. If I say, hey I have a migraine. I’m vomitting and lght sensitve and can’t garentee I’m not on the ceiling, my supervisor’s response should be, “feel better, we’ll see you tomorrow.”
Life continues to punish me fir existing.
14 5 / 2013
"People will stare. Make it worth their while."
(Source: doomsdaymachine, via axlxyx)
14 5 / 2013
What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?
Now I’m confused about his relationship with Catwoman.
(via up-is-down-sideways)
14 5 / 2013
Make ‘em laugh,
Make ‘em laugh,
Make ‘em laugh!
This scene is why I loved this movie as a kid, and why I always shipped Kathy with Cosmo. Don was just so… ordinary.
(Source: mr-orange, via up-is-down-sideways)
14 5 / 2013
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppyAnd don’t forget:
-Can hold breath for 30 seconds
-has begginers luck
-eats
-sleeps
-blogs
I’ve also been known to occasionally do the dishes and clean the bathroom sink.
(via up-is-down-sideways)
14 5 / 2013
Having to choose between the shiny, enticing graduate classes that may or may not be taken seriously by “real” academic institutions and web development courses.
Ugh. Math.
But both will get me closer to where I want to be. My goal is to be doing “what I want to do when I grow up” by the time I’m 40.
Which may sound depressing to anyone under 21, but at this point in life, I’ve accepted that any progress is forward progress.
14 5 / 2013
When in doubt, sing Annie Lennox at the top of your lungs until life is awesome.
14 5 / 2013
Hells Hobbits: Richard Armitage talks about being Thorin. He also sings.
Not that anyone on Tumblr wants to listen to Richard sing the Misty Mountain song…why would we want that?
13 5 / 2013
accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful
bonèr
I literally just said, “bo-nair” in my head.
(via ladyofthemistymountains)
